- Do you think people have any misconceptions about you?
I think they all do.
- Do you own shoes that cost more than $100?
Well, what is the exchange rate now? Um… I’d say yes.
- What did your last text message say?
“What’s up, eh? I’m leaving the cafe in 15 short minutes.”
- What show did you last watch?
The latest episode of Lost.
- Do you wear Hollister?
I don’t wear anything which begins with the letter H.
- Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like?
No.
- Do you remember what you were doing a year ago today?
No, but I bet you remember what I was doing a year ago today.
- Do you have family problems?
Very rarely.
- Where are most people in your top friends from?
From or where are they now? If the former, then the USA. If the latter, then scattered over three continents.
- Where’s 13?
It’s in my incense burner.
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Who are there pictures of in the room you’re currently in?
Absolutely no one if I don’t count CD covers.
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What are you doing at this exact moment?
Waiting for one of my fucking top friends to arrive.
- Do you give special ringtones to certain people?
The ringer on my phone is always off.
- What’s the weather like outside?
Ovoid.
- Have you ever seen a 3D movie in theaters? >
Nope.
- What is your favorite holiday?
Everyday is a holiday.
- Have you ever ran away?
Yes.
- Do you text with T9?
What the fuck are you talking about?
- Have you memorized your social security number?
Long ago, but it is now forgotten.
- Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
All the time.
- What was the last advice you gave someone?
Don’t be stupid.
- What radio station do you listen to the most?
I never listen to the radio.
- Why are you doing this instead of something else?
I’m taking a break from shaving my buttocks.
- What’s the last food you ate that had salt on it?
Onion, red lentil, pea and tofu soup.
- What are you watching?
Too much whiteness.
- What did you do last night?
Worked at a cafe with wifi for some hours, then walked to the market, bought a few things, then walked the remainder of the way here.
- What’s your favorite sport?
Grinding peppercorns.
- What piercings do you want to get?
None.
- Have you ever seen your friends cry?
For sure.
- Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I don’t recall exactly, but probably my girlfriend.
- Can you do a push-up?
No, but I can levitate.
- Have you ever had a panic attack?
Not a debilitating one.
- Would you ever consider moving back to your hometown?
Ugh.
- Describe your laugh?
Strangled and passionate.
- What do you think about the person that last commented you?
That he has knobby knees.
- Who sings the song you last sang?
Lou Reed.
- Plans for this weekend?
Work.
- How was last weekend?
Fantastic. I didn’t have to deal with any other human.
- Have you ever been to California?
Yes, sir. Awful place.
- What are you listening to right now?
Arvo Part.
- What color is your underwear?
A stained and mottled bluish-purple.
- Do you like anyone right now?
I mainly dislike people.
Current Location: Kačerov
Current Mood: scrunched
Current Music: Camel
