1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I don’t remember. I was drunk.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Many Pilsner Urquell bottle labels.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Old and ugly. Fuck modern phones.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
I only like Christmas Carols.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
8 am.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Laughter.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
A girl named Ana.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My feet.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Basil.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Yes. Often.
12. THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY?
Zuzanka.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Sweat.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Untended.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
Bratislava at Sylvestr.
16: DO YOU LIKE PORN?
Having worked in the industry, I’d say certainly not.
17. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Ana.
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
Ano. Ja. Hai. Si. Oui. Da.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
An eggplant.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I’ve done it, for sure.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Chocolate, of course.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Bad grammar has no excuses (except for non-english natives).
31. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?
4.
32. WHAT IS ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
+421 0903 426 067.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Time.
34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes, but very very long ago.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Cleaning the flat.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD YOU GET DONE?
Nothing.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
I gotta kill time before the plane leaves.
42. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?
Cream, ham and mushrooms.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Move to a different country.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Io.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My grandmother’s cat was named Bob.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Only Polarka.
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
I don’t have fingers.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Saturday.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
When I am not drunk.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Utopenec.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
BAD is a very relative word.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Is this a trick question?
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Certainly.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Secrets are for the weak.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I don’t get angry.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Munich.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Unfortunately, yes.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A rubber duck named ‘Lucky’.
61. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
Every single one of them.
62. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
Is this a trick question?
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
I don’t know the meaning of the word.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Unfortunately.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Irrationality, of course.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Polaris. Inhortte. Voleček.
67. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Already did it.
68. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOELACES BEFORE YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I don’t believe in shoelaces.
69. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
Certainly.
70. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
I don’t eat ice cream.
71. What is your shoe size?
45. But I think I’ve answered this question before.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Black.
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Nada.
74. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Ana.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I don’t care, actually.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Ulver.
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Bramborovy salat s tunakem.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Ana.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hands.
80. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS?
Yeah, though I haven’t talked to her in years.
81. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Tired but attempting to stay awake.
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Water.
83. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Not Czech “Rum”.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Squash.
85. HAIR COLOR?
Blondish.
86. EYE COLOR?
Blue-grey with a yellow halo.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Unfortunately.
88. SIBLINGS?
Yes.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
November.
90. FAVORITE FOOD?
Sushi.
91. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Tuesday.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Nope.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
95. HUGS OR KISSES?
Frightfully sloppy sex.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
What’s the difference?
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Me.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Someone who is not killing time waiting for an aeroplane.
99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Just finished the Count of Monte Christo, but I thought it was absolute rubbish.
100. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Mouse pads are for the weak.
